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The Tale of Tattling Trixie*

Originally Posted: 2019


*Names have been changed to protect the guilty.


As I subbed in a Kindergarten classroom this morning, I participated in the following recess conversation.


Tattling Trixie*: “Ms. Jen, Ollie* said the ‘sh’ word! The bad one!”


Me: “He did, huh?” I casually walk over to where Oopsie Ollie is creating a farm from blocks and is presently constructing manure boxes. “Hey guys, raise your hand if you live on a farm.” No surprise, Ollie’s hand shoots up. I thought so. “Cool! But we’re going to use polite words here at school, ok?”


TT: “Yeah, ‘cuz Ollie said the ‘sh’ word.”


OO: “It was an accident. It just slipped out.”


Me: “I appreciate your honesty, bud.” (Incident over.)


TT: (not happy with this non-confrontational resolution) “But he said sh!t!”


Me: “Yeah, well, you just said it, too.”


TT: (horrified) “No, I didn’t!!”


Me: “Sure you did. Just now.”


TT: (head explodes)


Moral of the story: If your classmate starts talkin’ sh!t, just mind ya bidness.

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